i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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