I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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