I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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