She said her name was "party"
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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