Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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