Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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