I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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