Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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