how do flat chested girls get laid?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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