your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she told me i tasted like america
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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