Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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