bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He better not be in your backpack
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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