Umm I'm too high to move.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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