Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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