how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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