smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
