he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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