her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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