This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
third nipple confirmed
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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