"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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