Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
