hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He better not be in your backpack
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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