I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My hand turned me down
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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