if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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