Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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