it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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