That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize
