I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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