I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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