I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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