just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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