Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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