Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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