its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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