Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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