so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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