Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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