Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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