Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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