i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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