i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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