Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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