help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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