Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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