i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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