just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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