make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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