you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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