My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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