Do you still have your period?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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