I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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